Date: 19th February 2014 at 4:20am
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Javier Hernandez

Whilst out in Dubai with Manchester United Javier Hernandez was snapped with a fan wearing a ‘Heisenberg’ tee from the hit show ‘Breaking Bad’, but Chicharito isn’t that far removed from Walter White himself.

No Hernandez has become an overnight Meth dealer, peddling blue magic and killing people but he is a good guy like Walter who has sought alternative means to get what he wants/where he needs to be.

Whilst a dying Walt started cooking Meth to make money and give his family a better life, Hernandez could be seeking a move away from Old Trafford in order to revive his career.

Then as Walt turned a bit evil and took it far so has Chicha with his cryptic instagram post last week.

I’m reaching aren’t I?

Let’s just hope Chicha doesn’t blow up Moyes like Walt did Gus!

Chicha Heisenberg

 

5 responses to “PICTURE: Chicharito Breaks Bad”

  1. Baba says:

    I’m a man u fan but I pray chicha and kagawa to leave as soon as possible in order to save their carriers

  2. samee says:

    rily lov UTD but d destroying 1 make me vex,we need chnge in Man U,imagne 7position in table record breaker.

  3. Fuk Youandyourz says:

    ever heard the saying that “If U don’t have anything good to say about someone, don’t say anything at all” Why write this idiotic article about Chicharito, he already is not playing as much as he should be, hes the only best scorer that Man U has, and Fu**** Moyes, keeps him on the bench cause hes an idiot coach. but yet No named so called newspaper, still have to find a way to be INSULTING & DEGRATING toward him, when Chicha is nor the oroblem, but Moyes.FIRE THIS ASSINGANE COACH ALREADY & STOP THESE PAINFUL MATCHES THAT ALL IT DOES IS EMBARRAS ALL THE GOOD PLAYERS THAT MU HAS like CHICARITO, VAN PERSE and other players and while u’re at it, get rid of ASSH**** ERASER HEAD , BLK PIN HEAD -WELBECK; WHO is so high on himself he cannot even play at all, but yet ALL THOSE IDIOTS JUNKIES. THAT FOLLOW HIM BELIEVE THAT HES ACTUALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING. PLEASE GET RID OF THIS IDIOT.

  4. santos meen says:

    Nani & Hernandez,this were man u player under Alex.by the coming of David moyes r on bench that is why man u losing so many game

  5. fadhili enock says:

    kagawa and chicha are not given time to show their talents plz let them go just for their own benefits