A football to the groin will have the hardest man with tears in his eyes so imagine what a full on grab and squeeze will do?
In a moment reminiscent of Vinnie Jones and Gazza, Penarol defender Dario Rodriguez took things into his own hands in a Libertadores game against LDU Quito.
Warning this will make you wince and could bring a tear to your eye like it did to Quinto striker Hernan Barcos!