PICTURE: Villas Boas gets to grips with the Lady Boy

A new season and what do you know Fernando Torres still isn’t scoring!

Last term it was because he was settling in and the £50m price tag was weighing to heavily on him but I think this season there may be a different reason.

After the whole Terry/Bridge fiasco you would have thought they learned their lesson at the Bridge? Guess not!

When will people learn inter work relationships are very rarely a good idea!