Why Always Him!? Look What Happened To Balotelli’s Car

Despite the camo paint job, you can spot Mario Balotelli’s car a mile away!

So when this United fan saw it whilst out and about he decided to have a little fun:

First taking a piss on the luxury motor, the fan went a step further and decided to gave the car a good buffing using his bum cheeks!

Does this make him a ‘lad’? I’d say so!