Date: 25th January 2014 at 3:16am
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David Moyes

The rumour is that despite signing Juan Mata, David Moyes has more in store for Manchester United.

Thimble sized striker and ITK Michael Owen claims there is more to come but just what is it?

The consensus  is that Moyes will suddenly become the Messiah, walk on water and transubstantiate when United announce a deal to sign Juventus midfielder Arturo Vidal but could the Chilean be a smokescreen?

Last night as Bayern Munich further consolidated their place at the top of the Bundesliga beating Borussia Mönchengladbach 2-0, Mr Moyes was in attendance. There were approximately 46.5 players on display that Moyes came to see if you believe the papers (and us!) but it’s one that hasn’t been mentioned that piques the interest.

The chosen one? Perhaps. International man of mystery? No chance as Moyes was spotted conversing with the agent of Toni Kroos, Sascha Breese.

Kroos’ contract expires in 18 months and whilst it is likely that he will renew his deal with the European champions, why shouldn’t Moyes have a crack?


I’m no lip reader (you can’t read lips, it’s a picture but for the sake of my gag go along with it) but it looks like Moyes is saying, “Woodward will give you 2 cats, a push bike, 4 magic beans and will pay for the first round at the Blaise if Kroos signs.”

What do you mean we aren’t allowed to make Woodward jokes now he’s signed Mata? Spoilsports!


4 responses to “PICTURE: It Appears Moyes Has Something Big Up His Sleeve”

  1. Al says:

    Heard the agent was not willing to do business unless chicken shit in three consignments is sent to his new home in Syria.

  2. Chelsealad79 says:

    What an amazing conspiracy….!!! Little wonder why NO club would sell players to MAN UNITED the whole of summer transfer window… The two culprits have exposed themselves. Wenger was coordinating Other european leagues NOT to sell players to MAN UNITED, pelegrini was focused on spain NOT to sell players to MAN UNITED.. Count the number of spanish world class players in Man City, Ozil is in Arsenal but these two OLD FOOLS are fighting Mourinho for selling Mata to MAN UNITED.. Mourinho has never been a traitor and will never be and thats why Sir ALex loved Him like a son… No one can stop the sucess of MAN UNITED because we are encoded with success in our DNA…… TRUE CONSPIRACY THEORY

  3. Daffy says:

    Desmond u are a big fool, on a blog where people are discussing sports, all u have to offer is your stupid African Scam. Shows your level of desperation and hunger.
    On a more *sporty note, I’m really happy to see us snap up Mata. I hope Man Utd signs a central midfielder before the end of january. Gutted to see Carrick injured once again.

  4. manufan says:

    Moyes please buy cabaye. If he come to united they he will be the boss in midfield please buy him quick even give newcastle an united player like a.young to confirme the deal.