Well after losing face against Rafael, Carlos Tevez had to show he was a hard nut somehow and unfortunately Rio was the victim.
I don’t know what to say about this picture so I’m just going to leave this here and hope Rio is feeling better by Saturday as that looks a painful one!
Good to see Rio take it in jest as he tweeted:
Wow…some1 get me the photographers address I aint having this!!!! Lol !
aaahh.. thats not the match ‘ball’
RIO, ARE YOU HIDING THE BALL SOMEWHERE, I HAVEN’T SEEN IT ALL NIGHT
Rio: “You’ve got the wrong person. I am NOT Gary Neville!”
After renting the Crying Game from Blockbusters, Curiousity gets the Better of Carlos Tevez!!!
Tevez:
“Whaat, you don’t like this? Mancini practically begs for it all the time”
Or
“Let me show you some of the tricks I picked up after moving to Eastlands”
Or
“I’m sorry Rio, but it’s well documented how lonely I am in Manchester”
Or
“You think a finger hurts? Back in our clubhouse
this is usually preceeded by inserting a hamster”
Lastly,
“You don’t think it’s a good time to play ‘hide the salami’?”
Thank heavens. If it were not for the quick thinking of Carlos Tevez, Referee Mark Clattenburg would have been lost forever!!!